Matthew Noble

Matthew noble is the best tingtac and gets most of the ladies *wink wink

Matthew Noble - when I fucked your mom

by XDMama June 19, 2019

Dirty Nobles

The act of suffocating a possum (or other small mammal, reptile, amphibian) with your asshole

James took so long to do a Dirty Nobles because his butthole is so loose.

by The Dirty Red One June 26, 2023

Dirty Noble

also goes by Noblé for added spice. A very hawt man that could cut you with the contour of his lower jaw. Also lies about having abs. Is too busy for his friends. They love him but he leaves them over and over again. When he is with his friends says the weirdest crap but it’s funny. But then he leaves again. Don’t be a dirty Noble.

Samantha: I wish Noble was here.

Isaac: I believe in Noble
Lauren: I believe in Noble
Noble:

Don’t be a dirty Noble.

by theseggsiestmfalive June 3, 2021

Barnes & Noble

An American bookseller, with the largest number of retail outlets in the United States. Founded in New York City in 1886 as Arthur Hinds & Company. Renamed to Hinds & Noble when Gilbert Clifford Noble was made a partner, then renamed to Barnes & Noble after Noble purchased the company and hired William Barnes. Now operates over 600 retail stores nationwide and is a Mecca for book lovers like me. Many have cafés that serve Starbucks coffee.

Regular person’s ideal date: dinner and a movie.
Nerd’s ideal date: Barnes & Noble and reading a book mutually picked.

by Lonely_Weirdo March 4, 2021

Finn noble

A fat lad that loves maddison hutchison.
Sucks big c##k. Hes gay. Only has 3 wins in fortnite.

Girl 1 :Omg their that finn noble that maddison goes out with.

Girl 2 :omg yeah hahaha

by Your_MUM_Gay October 13, 2018

angry noble

something that doesn't exist, a complete myth, an absolute falsehood, something you will never see

'You know Sam, my girl is gorgeous, great in the bedroom, loves cooking and cleaning and makes me breakfast in bed every morning'

'Yeah I know, she sounds like an angry noble'

by hunglikeabrahamlincoln September 22, 2009

nobles hockey

the best high school hockey team in the ISL and New England, smokes Milton every single year, even when they try to buy themselves a team. much better then the wannabe hockey players from Thayer, and all the other schools. Leaves all other teams in their dust as they put on clinics.

Dude, did you just see Nobles smoke Milton?

by eh March 3, 2005