Vanilla wafers are a food that people love. When you call someone a wafer, you're pretty much saying they look like a snack
by Ayden.115 April 30, 2019

A creative synonym for the highly toxic material, asbestos, typically found in post ww2 buildings, e.g, popcorn ceilings pre 1977
by Nesscliffe June 24, 2019

Damnit, we’re out of cookies. All we have is an 8-year old box of Nilla Wafers in the back of the pantry.
by Jfman August 9, 2018

Wafer is a game that you play woth your friends in school to be a jerk.someone quietly says the word and the next person says it louder in the first person e.x. wafer…WAFER
by Stepbacklward September 28, 2021

1. a holy communion wafer meant to be extra strength for the heavy jigalow sins
2. a cracker laced with viagra laced with low grade meth used by male sex workers to enhance performance
2. a cracker laced with viagra laced with low grade meth used by male sex workers to enhance performance
by sexy murdoch July 18, 2023

Captain's Wafers is an American brand of crackers that is made by Lance Inc. They are light buttery crackers typically served with soups and salads. They are mentioned specifically in the song "Camel Walk" by Southern Culture on the Skids. Its' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
Captain's Wafers' most notable claim to fame is winning the North Dakota "Best Cracker in Show" contest for 14 consecutive years
by rdesgatrsygh May 27, 2023

According to David Beard, the director of training at Lance, Inc., the name of the Captain's Wafers came from the idea that "on a ship, the captains always had the best of everything when it came to meals.
by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023
