Tylers hairline

Its like 6 feet tall and looks like a McDonalds sign
Wow look at how big and stupid Tylers Hairline is
by SleepyPanda123 April 24, 2019
mugGet the Tylers hairlinemug.

MJ's Hairline

Something that should never be mentioned ever again.....
OMG THAT HAIRLINE you relate to MJ's hairline
by Pinelipoe May 28, 2018
mugGet the MJ's Hairlinemug.

caleb hairline

a virus that has originated back in BC. it mutated and spread through the years. it is typically known as caleb hairline.
i think i am infected with caleb hairline
by iooidhiwdbed December 12, 2022
mugGet the caleb hairlinemug.

Below the Hairline

When a two guys have anal sex in a traditional missionary position while staring each other intently in the eyes.
"Did you hear that Jon fucked Dan below the hairline?"
by Good Food November 26, 2020
mugGet the Below the Hairlinemug.

Hairline

something you don't and will never have, also ppl random people make fun of other peoples hairlines. I Guess its funny or something I dont know
me: pull your hair back leme see ur hairline
person 1: *pulls back hair*
me: omfg
me: I bet you found your dad before you found your hairline
person 1 : starts crying
by KIDBRO September 27, 2023
mugGet the Hairlinemug.

MidLights Hairline

bro His is not as worse as MidLights Hairline
by MidLight January 1, 2023
mugGet the MidLights Hairlinemug.
noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 23, 2024
mugGet the Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)mug.

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