by SleepyPanda123 April 24, 2019

by Pinelipoe May 28, 2018

a virus that has originated back in BC. it mutated and spread through the years. it is typically known as caleb hairline.
by iooidhiwdbed December 12, 2022

When a two guys have anal sex in a traditional missionary position while staring each other intently in the eyes.
by Good Food November 26, 2020

something you don't and will never have, also ppl random people make fun of other peoples hairlines. I Guess its funny or something I dont know
me: pull your hair back leme see ur hairline
person 1: *pulls back hair*
me: omfg
me: I bet you found your dad before you found your hairline
person 1 : starts crying
person 1: *pulls back hair*
me: omfg
me: I bet you found your dad before you found your hairline
person 1 : starts crying
by KIDBRO September 27, 2023

by MidLight January 1, 2023

noun
A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 23, 2024
