picture of a beautiful/sexy person
I'd hit it......TWO TIMES.
picture of an ugly person
I'd hit it......with a baseball bat.
Yarr, I'd be hitting it.
I'd hit it......TWO TIMES.
picture of an ugly person
I'd hit it......with a baseball bat.
Yarr, I'd be hitting it.
by Gorash June 7, 2003

A phrase that originally meant I would engage in sexual congress with that female.
It has also evolved to mean I would get with that regarding inanimate objects like cars or shoes.
It has also evolved to mean I would get with that regarding inanimate objects like cars or shoes.
by JMongreal June 30, 2009

Rhetorical phrase used to appropriate sexual desire toward individuals who would not normally attract erotic attention; Senior Citzens, People with excessive plastic surgery, Mutants, Penguins etc
"...What do you mean, you don't want to date my Grandma? I'd got there?"
"....I don't know guys, that Penguin is hot! I'd go there...."
"....I don't know guys, that Penguin is hot! I'd go there...."
by Mr Locky June 2, 2013

1) Damn brah! Check out that fine peice of ass over there. I'd hid it all night long.
2) Double cheeseburger? I'd hit it. I'm a dollar menu guy.
2) Double cheeseburger? I'd hit it. I'm a dollar menu guy.
by IAMTOM February 7, 2005

Person #1: Yo dawg, look at that g over there, she's safe, I'd hit that. Would you?
Person #2: Yeah, I would.
Person #2: Yeah, I would.
by LILR2 February 6, 2008

by clevelandsteamer September 5, 2005

Displaying a particular interest in captioning a photo or situation. First made popular by the "I'd Cap That" app for iPhone.
Bryce: "Bro Veronica is looking hot tonight"
Mike: "I'd cap that"
Gary: "Dude labrendall is passed out"
Dane: "Let's cap that shit!"
Mike: "I'd cap that"
Gary: "Dude labrendall is passed out"
Dane: "Let's cap that shit!"
by idcapthat July 5, 2012
