fiber

bread to get fiber from

"man I needa get my fiber"
*gets fiber*
"woo! I have fiber"
has fiber"

by reallyfuckingcool January 8, 2022

google fiber

To go to the loo. Describe way to say what fibers do to your stomach.

-Hey mate, cover for me. I have to go google fiber.

-Again, that chicken Madeira.

by Mickdeca August 16, 2019

Fiberous Mosgrove

A condition when your pubic hair grows longer, thicker, and less curly when you ingest too much fiber.

Tim: Did you see John’s pubes?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: Yeah it looks like he has Fiberous Mosgrove.

Tim: How’d he get that?
Stegosaurus McCluggers: It must be from that new diet he’s on.

by Possum Brown December 22, 2024

Carbon Fiber

Something that should not be used in a tube shaped submersible meant for dives to the Titanic

“Shit! We shouldn’t have used carbon fiber on this Oceangate fucking tras-“
(Implosion)

by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME February 16, 2024

fiberal

1. A faux liberal is a usually a #SJW #wokester or #whitesaviour who goes around being pretentiously "#progressive " or "#secular ", but is covertly against freedom, as in a #commie or #radical .

2. Someone who pretends to know and own the entire bodies of history linguistics etc, but is factually a #charlatan .

Karen: Ya delusional! Why'd yo make up this fib about the "fiberal"? There's no mob outside in our streets, or vandals destroying property in the real world!

Laila: Oh babe! I just meet one in the virtual world! A #keyboardwarrior claimed #Dalai_Lama and #Tibet speak Chinese or "Sino-" on #SouthAsia page of #Wikipedia AKA wok-fake-media. Sinicisation is a #fact #Getalife #Gimmeabreak

by Hardy Mollah June 15, 2022

wild fiber

When you’ve eaten too much fiber and your next poop comes shooting out at 100mph - ready or not.

Shouldn’t have had all that wild fiber - now I pooped my pants.

by shrootbux February 15, 2023

fiber gummies

The three gummies you take daily that make you shit for an enternity.

I just took fiber gummies to clean my system.

by Jason19871 May 3, 2015