nipho

Your greatest companion in the world, everything seems funny when your around each other and you take the piss out of everything. But he always drags you through s***

God fucking dammit Nipho

by Reeechu October 16, 2019

nippon

Its a chocolate covered snack a jack. and is really tasty. I dicovered it in Italy. nd it's very funny wen used in a question.

"can i have a nippon?"
"Ow give me a nippon?"
"those Nippons are really tasty!"

by wilko101 May 9, 2006

Nipponjin

Japanese who is ignorant of the word "nip-on" or does not care too much for things outside homeland security.
99.9999999% of Japanese people is decent enough to call themselves "Nihonjin"

Gaysha Guy：　”I've got horny watching last night game of All Nippon Volleyball! They were huge-on!"
Geisha Girl: "Darn, I need such big tits..."

Wendy: "I wish I had a crest in front like that Nipponjin."
Captain Hooker: "You could perchase plastic tsunami surge or get Fuji-on-top yamamori-bras at Kabukicho at extremely reasonable prices."

by GoldAndButman August 23, 2011

nophonophobia

The dread and panic you feel when you realise you've forgotten to bring your cellphone

Argh! Nophonophobia strikes again; I left my iPhone at home again.

by Toneyvr November 15, 2016

nipponese

Refers to sucking or "nipping" on a woman's nipples. From the movie "Brewster McCloud"

said by a woman-"How'd you like to nipponese?"

by mtebob June 13, 2007

niphonh

A fat fuck with a microscopic penis.

Look at him. He's a niphonh

by laskatia99 November 13, 2013

Niphonged

To be Railroaded. To convict somebody on the basis of flimsy or false evidence, or to force a group to take action or make a decision without enough time for thorough consideration.

The three(3) Duke Lacrosse players were Niphogned.

Border patrol agents Ramos and Compean were Niphonged.

by Skip Kerr October 5, 2016