Nechael

Also called "Neecal" Any species of Giant Panda that eats purple bamboo. The bamboo they have been known to eat causes a psychadelic euphoria to overcome the panda, making them to appear very lachsadaisical and unresponsive. This is where the idea of the Pokemon "Snorlax" came from. Nechaels have also been known to chase pigeons native to Heidelberg, Germany.

I was walking down the street when a Nechael walked over and tried to steal my money.

Whoa! Look at that Neecal! It's tripping balls!

by jerry_curl July 28, 2011

Newcastle

City in the north east of england, (this is from someone who is neither a geordie nor a mackem). It is like every city, has its bad areas, as well as very nice areas, a few bad areas DOES NOT make a city a shithole, so up yours muchly sunderland. If you plan to visit Newcastle i recommend you go to Gosforth, Jesmond, Westerhope or Dene, nice areas with friendly, middle class people. I would avoid Benwell, Elswick, Scotswood and Byker, the not so nice areas. There is plenty to do in the city centre and if you know the right places to be, Newcastle is one hell of a city!!!!!!!!!!

Guy 1: I might visit Newcastle, what do you think?
Guy 2: Do, it's awesome, keep away from the shitholes though!

Guy 1: I hear there are some great pubs in Newcastle.
Guy 2: There really are, especially The Strawberry!!

by rice_krispies April 12, 2011

newcastle upon tyne

a fantastic place to live and be in! The United Kingdoms most amazing place to be! Reasons for its excellence span far and wide but this place is especially known for its excellence in people! manny, niki, keenan, anna and kimmy rule the land with their equivilant of the house of commons; the bute!

"Newcastle upon tyne is a great city!"
"Newcastle University is the university of Newcastle upon tyne."

by daniel manuel February 3, 2008

nechrophiliac

a person who has sex with a dead person!!

if you were dead id become a nechrophiliac

by hail hitler May 10, 2005

Neocheater

Is someone who manipulates situations in a smooth undetected maner for self gratification.

That neocheater took all of my money in poker last night.

by Roonie Blackfoot February 28, 2011

Netch

Flying, jelly-fish like creatures that meander slowly in the southern and western parts of Vvardenfell. Their hides are the primary source of leather for most products throughout Morrowind.

That Betty Netch's blue air sacs have a kind of majestic beauty.

by CJtalking May 25, 2012

Newhart middle school

A school were all the girls are sluts andwhores and all the guys are douche bags. Also all the teachers are annoying and old. Most of the girls are self centered and think that they are popular when the only reason people know who they are is because they give blow jobs like everyday. then there is the girls that everyone knows but are nice..... then there is the group that is small but everyone knows who they are but they arent that nice..... some of them are fat and some are anorexic some are very very short and some are very very tall. All the eight graders hate the school and cant wait to go to capo and all the 6th graders are annoying but the 7th graders think that they are soo cool because they play spin the bottle.

guy 1: hey did you get head last night?
Guy2: yes! it felt so good!
Guy 1: all the girls at newhart middle school are soooooo easy!

by ihatenewhart14 January 2, 2011