nervous dick

When your dick shrinks around a hot female.

Bruh, did you smash?

NAH, she was naked but I got nervous dick and she clowned me

by Will OffendU April 28, 2016

Nervous Pussy

1.) Someone who sweats as much as a vagina ejaculating for the first time.

2.) A female that is nervous for the penetration her lady part is about to receive, so it starts to tingle down south.

1.) She had a nervous pussy
2.) He sweat like a nervous pussy.

by NPGuy January 29, 2015

Nervous Pudding

The act of bringing a woman to orgasm without physical touch.

The lyrics were so smooth that they gave her nervous pudding.

by NpGtRisT February 7, 2021

Nervous Nigel

Nervous Nigel The Neurotic Spider

see above, man.

by Volvo_Man January 6, 2004

Nervous Hole Syndrome (NHS)

Nervous Hole Syndrome is when you feel the need to pinch a nice loaf but have no access to a bathroom, so right there you panic and get the sensation of nervous hole. It can occur when your actually nervous or when you just have to take a shit. It will usually creep up in the tailbone region and often move to the lower back. Sometimes it will vanish for a minute, but come back because it's just playing with you. When you find a pool to drop your Cosby's off, NHS will usually be over with for now. But can happen numerous times a day.

Reminder: NHS can commonly be confused with National Honor Society, please don't make this mistake

Have you ever been shopping in Wal-Mart and have to take a poop? Well...you don't want to go just yet so you finish your shopping. Then it hits you! Bam. Nervous Hole Syndrome (NHS). Then your screwed until you unleash your terds.

by Matt Barshinger December 24, 2010

Nervous Sanchez

One's first homosexual act that takes place as a result of one or more parties being under the influence of crack, cocaine, heroin, or any other hard drug. This act must be between partners of the same sex, it must be the first time performing a homosexual act for one of them, it must be consensual, one or more of the parties may or may not be a homosexual, often it is interracial, and it is frequently brief and dissatisfying. This act ranges from oral sex to a handjob to anal sex. Often times the giver of the Nervous Sanchez is a privileged white person seeking to rebel.

Timothy was so high he gave Jay'qwan a Nervous Sanchez right outside .

Man, I walked in on Emily and Maria doing the Nervous Sanchez... It was so hot but they'll regret it in the morning.

I don't know how to tell you this, dude, but Josh gave me a Nervous Sanchez in the parking lot besides Sears last night. I knew I shouldn't have gotten high with him!

by nervousanchez July 11, 2011

Nervous gas

When things in life don’t make sense, aren’t going right, or make you feel uneasy, you have nervous gas😰😓

Shit man, I got a job interview today and I have nervous gas

by acoolsloth November 10, 2018