half nelson

Wrestling hold where one arm is pressed under an opponent's arm from behind to the back of their neck.

It is a mistake to believe an alligator will passively tolerate a half nelson, no matter how drunk you are.

by Peter Urban May 23, 2006

Nelder Log

1) A log of shit so large it must be broken into halves, thirds or even quarters, with the plunger or toilet brush to be flushed down the toilet.

"I shouldn't have eaten so much pizza with extra cheese last night. I ended up with a Nelder Log and had to stab it twice to get that fucker to flush!"

by A Ross October 5, 2007

nelson jones

Fat fucking slob

Nelson Jones is always eating

by Nelsonhater April 11, 2022

Dr Nelson

A equally powerful and refreshing drink made from Admiral Nelson's Spiced Rum mixed with the classic American soft drink Dr Pepper.

Steve: "It's been a long day, I think I'll make myself a Dr Nelson."

by SgtPepperoni December 9, 2012

real nelson

When a person is so annoyed by something so small to the point they become a real Nelson

Man that guy is such a real Nelson, I only brushed shoulders with that guy

by 69 bob March 16, 2021

Connor Nelson

a retard that lives in huntsville alabama and attends buckhorn middle school

I heard that Connor Nelson kid has a small penis

by DeeepSleeep March 21, 2022

pligger nease

n-igger pl-ease with the letters b4 the dash reversed so it says pl-igger kn-ease.

Pligger nease that guy stinks.

by Rehn Walkq January 2, 2009