necrobagger

the act of t-bagging a lifeless corpse, with the intent of sexual arousement.

Timmy: "Hey, don't put your balls on that corpses face, I want to"

Jimmy: "I found it first"

Random Adult: "Oh you prepubescent necrobaggers."

by I am Waldo July 31, 2005

necrofelch

To felch a dead person's rotting anus.

jaay's wife said their sex life was so bad that she would rather necrofelch his corpse.

by Legendary Films November 17, 2003

necrofelia

The raping of dead bodies.

dude, last night I was arrested for necrofelia.

by Josh Dunham June 16, 2008

Necrofecalbeastapedopyrohomopheliac

A person that has an abnormal attraction to having sex with dead baby animals of the same sex, while shitting on them and lighting them on fire.

Bob: Do you see that man over there?
John: Yes, what of him?
Bob: I heard he was a Necrofecalbeastapedopyrohomopheliac

by Jarrod Comstock March 4, 2009

beastial necrofelcher

A person who fucks a dead animal up the ass and sucks the cum out. One of the most disgusting things a person could imagine or do.

The beastial necrofelcher was suddenly aroused as he ran over his neighbor's cat.

by Scotty February 16, 2004

Equine Necrobeastiality

To perform sexual intercourse with a dead horse.

This was practice was common among cowboys and indians alike but is thought to have originated on the Stepps of Northern Asia by the Mongolians who's affection for horses is legendary.

I banged that dead horse like a cheap screen door and she would have loved it if she were not dead as a doornail.

by Haywood Jablowme July 16, 2004

NecroArachnaPedopheliacPhagist

Some one who rapes dead baby spiders and then eats them

"omfg, you dirty NecroArachnaPedopheliacPhagist, you violated and then devoured that innocent, defenceless infant arachnid"

by Friend of the Jarpi September 8, 2009