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M'lady of Neckbeards

Similar to a murder of crows, a group of neckbeards is a "m'lady."
"Um, actually," chimed the m'lady of neckbeards in response to misinformation, "we are wearing trilby's, not fedoras."
by Enix Luceous July 10, 2023
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Nickbeard

Very nice nerdy individual, lacks beer chugging capabilities, but also pulls every trash mob in Zul'Gurub
Wow nickbeard, did you have to pull everything?
Nice chugging, nickbeard.
Don't take that nickbeard to Zul'Gurub
by Slashboop May 4, 2020
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Neckbird

Neckbird - n.

A highly exotic and deranged mixture of Neck and Bird to create Neckbird. Including ear wings and pot belly.
Poor Neckbird, he was born different.
by Deputybuns February 19, 2011
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neckhead

a person that really believes what they say is truly profound
I heard a neckhead say, "You know someday something is going to happen".
by J.F.G.N.F. October 19, 2007
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Neckbearding

being over analytical over nonsense on the internet; hinting at your ever growing neckbeard.

This can also can be used to point out stupid nitpicking.

Also filling up an argument with pointless facts that do not prove anything.
Guy: I like how your sister used the water fountains as a metaphor for how the school is one regret after another
Girl: Dude, she's 10, Quit your neckbearding. She didn't think that far into it.

Anon1: Name the best band from the new millennium
Anon2: The Cure
Anon1: They're from the 70s
Anon2: Bloodflowers (2000)
Anon1: I said FROM not IN
Anon2: fuck you and your neckbearding!

Status: frankly illinoise (sic) had very little to do with that the music of that state. where was junior wells and the blues, where was the jazz and the acid chicago house? fucking no where. yes he can do wrong quite well. round of applause to everyone who fellates this guy's career

comment: Wow, you're certainly butthurt about this. Why do you assume that Sufjan had an obligation to reference the music of Illinois? He made a fantastic record about its places and people; stop neckbearding!
by imthatawesome October 15, 2010
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neck beard

no-lifeing a game. metaphorically saying you've played it so much you grow a neck beard
"dude did you hear about the new overwatch event"

"yeah i already have 5 skins for it"

"bro don't neck beard this shit"
by ay bruh April 15, 2017
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Neck Beard

Someone who does absolutely nothing with their life, has no job, no future, and always tries to find a way out of having to get a job. Because only men can have a full neck beard (there are of course exceptions) they are usually the ones referred to as a neck beard.
Man my friend is such a neck beard that he took out yet another loan to pay for his tattoos as well as another speeding ticket he got last week
by ray ray va jay jay January 18, 2011
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