Neal.fun

The coolest website in the world that provides hours of fun, just like your mom.

-Hey how come you didn't come to grandma's funeral?
-I was busy playing Neal.fun

by Abridges528 May 19, 2022

ABG neal

An ABG, Neal is the realest nigga around🙏🏾. He does not pay child support, and is always wearing gap.He is often seen smackin his lips like a giraffe, and if you have no bev he will spit in your mother’s mouth no problem. So make sure you DONT DO DAAT, and always play to ABGESUS. And don’t forget, after dropping each opp, have a fiesta and smoke a cig.💃🏾

Dis nikka ABG Neal is darkskin, he Haitian and Nigerian 😫

by ABG’s wife <3 July 2, 2019

Nealey

usually the last name of Irish Royalty. Southern Bred. shes usualy a simple girl. shes down to earth, EXTREMELY artistic in unimaginable forms and loves to make people smile. Shes undeniably beautiful and totaly intellagent. Shes got brown hair, blue/green eyes and a drop dead gorgeous smile. shes a good christian but isnt afraid to be as insanely crazy as ever! shes doesnt care what others think of her. Shed rather stand out, than fit in , anyday. :

nealey

by butterflygirl(: July 17, 2009

Neeli

a. A fucking cool chick, chilled, down to earth, an original.
b. prone to fits of extreme brain damage, including, but not limited to, forgetfulness, lapses in reason, easily distracted.
c. forever against ingestion of and abuse of animals.
d. forever in seek of wtf is wrong with humankind

a. oh, really? Neeli?
b. Holy fuck you totally pulled a Neeli!

by Clarinetta April 22, 2010

Jeff Neal

former offensive lineman of the Huston Oiler ('93-'94) is basically a God figure great enough to break the cross and establish the church of Jeff Neal. Jeff Neal is the strongest man ever to walk this earth and to walk Hell and Heaven.

Guy 1: Dude did u see the houston oilers game?
Guy 2: Ya Jeff Neal did really good.

Devotee: Dear Jeff Neal, please help me become strong and win at sports and life. Amen

by The Prophet of Jeff November 30, 2010

Nalia

An awesome badass girl, who will put you in your place. But cares so much about her friends and will do practically anything for them.

P1: Who’s help u with ur impossible homework

P2: Nalia

by The moon and more April 20, 2019

shaquille o'neal space dunk

When your girl is sleeping, paint yourself black(if you're not already), put bunny ears on your girl. Then paint your balls like basketballs. Then dramatically jump on your dresser and then slam dunk jump off it towards your bed so as to splelunk your girl in the anal cave repeatedly. All while watching space jam. Do this until your basketball nuts are covered in chocolate doo doo butter, then slap her resoundingly in the mouth with them so she wakes up.

I shaquille o'neal space dunk my girl in the morning, so she wakes up and makes me a sandwich. Space jam is a good movie.

by Shaquille o'neal's penis September 26, 2010