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Get the Nart mug.This is an actual Beach conversation with my 4 year old son.
Son - “Dad, I just Narted.”
Dad - “You mean sharted…? That’s ok, we’re in the ocean…technically it’s the best place to start.”
Son - (annoyingly) “No Dad, it’s a fart that floated up my nuts. I Narted”
Dad - 😂😂
Son - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Son - “Dad, I just Narted.”
Dad - “You mean sharted…? That’s ok, we’re in the ocean…technically it’s the best place to start.”
Son - (annoyingly) “No Dad, it’s a fart that floated up my nuts. I Narted”
Dad - 😂😂
Son - 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
by TheGingerBreadMan June 3, 2025
Get the Narted mug.Last Friday, the twice impeached, four time indicted former president Donald Trump narted while sitting in court during the last day of jury selection for his first criminal trial for election interference for concealing hush-money payments to porn star Stormy Daniels. It was so smelly his lawyers were backing away from him and they had to take a recess so someone could come in and clean his chair.
by PETEandrepete April 22, 2024
Get the Nart mug.Nart is a circassian name for guys. When you do find yourself a Nart, hold on to him. His kind is very rare. The name itself translates to brave and heroic. But if anything, that's just the beginning. A Nart is the most kind-hearted and thoughtful person you'll ever meet. He is dedicated to supporting + uplifting his dear and near friends by being both, understanding + wise (and bonus: motivating + upfront). He is very compassionate, attentive, calm, strong, intuitive, humble, courageous + won't hesitate to stand up for someone in need. He has a charming voice that (like his eyes) show the depth of his soul. Nart is thoroughly a good sport - figuratively and quite literally. Ask his friends. They will unanimously vouch of both. His approach to life is very honest. He holds and lives up to great values. He appreciates respect, fairness and loyalty the most.
Romantically, Nart carries sensitive energies and therefore is undisputedly the best partner. He will do anything to protect his partner + will sweep them off their feet with passionate and loyal drive. His love will be the most valuable you'll ever come across. Know his value.
Speaking of senses, smell isn't his strongest. He is a nature boy by nature. He knows the best video compilations that are so funny that you have to be careful not to pee your pants. Be careful, his great sense of humor will make you go there too. And what a great segway: for some unknown reason, he really likes to go to Mexico.
Romantically, Nart carries sensitive energies and therefore is undisputedly the best partner. He will do anything to protect his partner + will sweep them off their feet with passionate and loyal drive. His love will be the most valuable you'll ever come across. Know his value.
Speaking of senses, smell isn't his strongest. He is a nature boy by nature. He knows the best video compilations that are so funny that you have to be careful not to pee your pants. Be careful, his great sense of humor will make you go there too. And what a great segway: for some unknown reason, he really likes to go to Mexico.
by overanalyist November 21, 2021
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by Sam_:) November 21, 2021
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