Napsturbate

To masturbate a little bit, and then take a nap.

Nobody was around for a few hours, so I thought it was time to napsturbate.

by el blobo January 26, 2013

napsturbation

Napsturbation: An event where a man masturbates and immediately begins napping afterwards. Some men believe it is the most pleasurable experience possible. Not related to Napster, a computer program that allowed people to share music which gained popularity in the late nineties.

Thomas: I think I'm going to have a "me" day.
Jeff: What are you going to do?
Thomas (sarcastially): I'm probably going to participate in some intensive napsturbation.

by Jeff and Crosby December 14, 2008

nipster

Flashily dressed young Japanese male.

Nippeeee.... the Nipster.....

by Johnny Chingas May 2, 2004

nasters

a word that one says when something is vulger, disgusting, or just downright gross.

Person 1: I just heard bout this guy that eats his buggers all the time.

Person 2: Oh, that's nasters!

by Mcgee and Me December 18, 2008

napsterbating

Masturbating from pr0n found on p2p servers like Kazaa and Napster.

"Where's Mike?"
"He's napsterbating, as usual."

by Anonymous August 11, 2004

namster

a crazy ninja who is often insane, but is loyal to his friends and has a soft spot for baby animals.

person: "whoa, look at this video of baby ducks getting blown around by the wind!"

namster: "awwww so cute. awww. ATTACKKK!"

person: "aaaahhhh why did you poke me in my lung i can't breatheee"

by jackattack665 May 21, 2011

Napternoon

When you take a nap between 12am and 7pm

Ty told me that she is going to have napternoon on snapchat

by Spintzcloud12180 July 10, 2017