numpty

Bollington is full of them
and it is the cricket clubs favourite word

bollington is numptyville

look at those numptys

by kristina September 13, 2004

numpty

Numpty: 1. a rare carcenogenic orchid native to the congo driven from there natural habitat by migrant guatemalan farmers and the north american grey squirrel now indigenous to the interior of 21 ft scaffold tubes marked with yellow paint.

2. a pre-pubescant sewer rat.

Usage: CEO of SGB (Scaffold Gt Britain): Ted I wonder if the Numpties will bloom early this year?

Dynorods bright young starlet/Yolanda enthusiast: DON'T NONE OF YOU NUMPTIES MOVE OR ILL EXECUTE EVERY MOTHERFUCKING SINGLE ONE OF YA!!!

by Cheekygreenmug January 23, 2004

numpty

A person, who, for their public personality seems as if they can be compared to the pleasant 'Humpty Dumpty'... but when in the comfort of being alone in their room takes out the Jack Daniels and wacks off to a taped episode of Sesame Street.

When u donate to the Boy Scouts just to see them jump for joy

by claudia January 1, 2004

Numpty

A person who continues to be immature and stupid. someone who is offensive and annoying.

the people who write things on here being incredibly offensive to homosexuals and 'Emo kids'. just for the record i am not either of these, yet i can see that what people are writing is out of order by a long shot! i think y'all should grow up and get a life...are you not human? do you not see that other people have feelings? shit you are all so prejudice and cruel!

by Melanne November 18, 2004

numpty

Female drver

The tarts a numpty. Got a license from flashing nice tits & a bit of flange.

by jadio u no August 14, 2003

numpty

Something large, obvious and outdated, designed for idiots to use

The numpty buttons on the screen make the application simple to use and easy to navigate

by The Doc July 15, 2003

numpty

a man who is the eqivalent to a blonde or bimbo

The villiage idiot

'shit that cop has just caught that guy with crack'

'Wat a Numpty'

by LuciB June 27, 2007