doesn't even

The failure to so much as even achieve semantical coherence.

John, you just walked over to me like a ba'al worshipper mouth a'gape and stare blankly at me like a mad cow having a seizure - you don't even! John!..... John!!!!!! ......Does he even? *No, uh I don't think so, Sir* HE DOESN'T EVEN

by actuallyjesus February 22, 2019

Even Steven

When a girls gut bulges out as far as her boobs; making her profile even, between their waist and neck.

"That chick Sabastien brought home was an even steven. I couldn't tell where her boobs ended and stomach began"

by Andrew & Erik June 11, 2008

Not Even Steven

A phrase used to denyor reject something during a dispute or a conversation even though the recipient's name is not necessarily "Steven".

See also not even

Jimmy: "Yo guy, let's get ballin' yo!"
Mike: "Yo Not Even Steven yo! I gotz to go finishing knitting my sweater yo!"

by hydragyrum January 10, 2005

Good Evening

A casual term for mutual agreement between two or more friends.

Vernon: "Hey Kendall isn't that a great outfit?"
Kendall: "Good Evening"

Kendall: "Hey do you want to hit the clubs tonight?"
Larry: "Good Evening"

by KendallJordan October 5, 2007

Even the fridge

An alternative phrase to use when you want to say "same"

Friend 1: "I'm so tired I could fall asleep right here"
Friend 2: "Even the fridge"

by Bast1llefan May 2, 2018

Odd Even

2 femboys in loli clothing "going at it" with eachother

I thought I got a successful trap move on a lesbian but we ended up in a furious odd even and my butt hurts

by in the Dictionary June 24, 2023

evening officer

used in irish stoner terminology to keep away nasty pigs. once said everyone in the area must repeat the phrase.

Everyone say evening officer right now.

*everyone then says evening officer*

by ELET January 30, 2020