Nonce

British slang for pedophile

Person 1"my PE teacher is a right nonce he looks at me in the changing room while I'm getting changed"
Person 2"yeah he sounds like one"

by BLLBAG man March 4, 2019

Nonce

Allen Clark

Hey, you know that allen Clark guy? He’s a nonce

by Niggajeeboy May 26, 2019

The Nonce

Someone who could make or break your business on social media

The nonce tried to get a free exhaust

by Rjv December 4, 2019

Nonce

Mulham the nonce is trying to molest Mariam for the 46th time but Mariam always dodges Mulham like a bullet

A nonce is someone who's name is Mulham. He tries to molest this girl called Mariam. Mariam avoids Mulham like you avoided the kid in primary school who used to pick up a shit from the floor with a stick, and then chased you with it. Mulham oneced tried to buy Mariam flowers. When Mariam saw the flowers she ran away screaming. Lets just say Mulham's mission to get some pussy failed. Badly.

by Muham's_a_Nonce April 9, 2019

Nonce

A old man, often caught fiddling with their grandchildren, and asking for proof that they’re in the bath. Some Nonce names may include: “John, Keith, Huitson” so watch out boys. Especially avoid “huey_45”

Leon: “hew grandad’s a right nonce ye kna”

by MyGrandadTouchedMe April 15, 2020

Nonce

UK slang for pedophile

My dad's a nonce cause he plays with my asshole

by BigAssNonce November 12, 2018

Nonce

Being a pedophile. it can range from speaking to little kids in s noncey way to touching them like a nonce.

“come on dad, we talked about this. You can touch little girls like that. You’re a nonce!”

by bëãńš December 19, 2019