Dirty Nobles

The act of suffocating a possum (or other small mammal, reptile, amphibian) with your asshole

James took so long to do a Dirty Nobles because his butthole is so loose.

by The Dirty Red One June 26, 2023

Matthew Noble

Matthew noble is the best tingtac and gets most of the ladies *wink wink

Matthew Noble - when I fucked your mom

by XDMama June 19, 2019

noble raider

A distinguished individual that raids.

Man, what an elegant thief. He must be a noble raider.

by Pirate 101 January 4, 2014

Finn noble

A fat lad that loves maddison hutchison.
Sucks big c##k. Hes gay. Only has 3 wins in fortnite.

Girl 1 :Omg their that finn noble that maddison goes out with.

Girl 2 :omg yeah hahaha

by Your_MUM_Gay October 13, 2018

angry noble

something that doesn't exist, a complete myth, an absolute falsehood, something you will never see

'You know Sam, my girl is gorgeous, great in the bedroom, loves cooking and cleaning and makes me breakfast in bed every morning'

'Yeah I know, she sounds like an angry noble'

by hunglikeabrahamlincoln September 22, 2009

nobles hockey

the best high school hockey team in the ISL and New England, smokes Milton every single year, even when they try to buy themselves a team. much better then the wannabe hockey players from Thayer, and all the other schools. Leaves all other teams in their dust as they put on clinics.

Dude, did you just see Nobles smoke Milton?

by eh March 2, 2005

The Noble Steed

When you fuck her from behind, you grab and wrap her hair tight in your hand, put your elbow in her back and pull her from the sheets so she grabs at the out of each sheets like a horse on its back legs.

“I gave her the noble steed and made her neigh all night long”

by Cbondo October 4, 2017