LaserJet Printer

A heroin dealer, see balloon

Shit G, i needs sum monay for da LaserJet Printer. I gosta get my fix!

by Anonymous October 12, 2002

printer out spew

When your printer is not plugged in for a while, so every time you press print nothing happens. Then, one day, when it's plugged in again about 50 papers are printed, none of which you really needed.

"Where were you, you're 20 minutes late!"

"Sorry, I just plugged in the printer to print my paper, but I got major printer out spew."

by banana210 April 9, 2009

Fixing her printer

When a man "fixes a woman's printer" he is actually dickin' her down. He's giving her the bomb ass dick.

Hey, Andrew. You were gone for quite awhile. What were you doing?
Oh you know, I was just fixing her printer ;).

by kayla manning September 20, 2017

No Cap, Fax No Printer

A way to define the truthfulness of a sentence or statement.

JULIA LIKES JASON NO CAP, FAX NO PRINTER

by Aaroncfriedman February 20, 2021

printer constapation

When a printer is jammed or is taking a long time to print a document for no viable reason

"Why the hell hasn't it printed yet?"
"Looks like you have printer constapation"
"Damn..."

by Baggyeyescar May 12, 2008

All fax no printer

All true, we only use a fax machine here. No printers! Facts only

Brian’s hairline looks so fucked, all fax no printer

by Courtney Cain March 19, 2021

sex as default printer

When the x-axis as default is mistakenly interprinted in a default connotation

Hey did I say Set as default printer or

sex as default printer?

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010