Is my eldest Sister my true friend?

Is my eldest Sister my true friend?

Is my eldest Sister my true friend?

by sdinaz October 23, 2023

i push my fingers into my ass

its the only thing that slowly stops the avhe

"hey bro what are you doing?"
"i push my fingers into my ass"

by Slao October 31, 2022

You have stolen my dreams and my childhood!

Something Greta Thunberg likes to shout at politicians with a face that looks either too constipated or simply just annoyed. We should pay more attention to Boyan Slat who IS trying to solve a problem instead of screaming at people through a mic.

Greta: YOU HAVE STOLEN MY DREAMS AND MY CHILDHOOD!
Politicians: ...?

by THEONLYONEWITHOUTAGUN November 4, 2020

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ

When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.

Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book

by Senapi April 21, 2021

All I have in this world is my name and my balls.

All I have in this world is my name and my balls. — A translation from the Cuban Spanish saying : “Todo lo que tengo en este mundo es mi nombre y mis juevos.” This is a statement of ambition and a desire for “THE COME UP” — meaning an ascension in status and power. It’s the oppositional statement to “Started from the bottom and we’re here; started from the bottom now the whole teams’s here” — which is a statement of a successful “come up”

All I have in this world is my name and my balls entered common parlance through the movie Scarface and is one of its most oft quoted lines. It’s amazing that as of 2023 C.E. this famous sentence has not been entered into the Urban Dictionary. Well, all I have in this world is my name, my balls, and my ability to write. And it is in that spirit — the spirit of THE COME UP — that I submit this definition.

All I have in this world is my name and my balls. Todo lo que tengo en este mundo es mi nombre y mis juevos — and I don’t anyone shit on either of these.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 26, 2023

i only love my bed and my mama

It means when you don't care about nothing else but your family and your rest

Drake: "She said she love me, I said I lobe her partly, I only love my bed and my mama, sorry."

by DatKiddNiya February 11, 2018

The little girl in my photo is my niece

A thing females put in their dating profile to not get swiped left on. However, because they wait until the last possible opportunity to say this, it’s already waaayyyyy too late as the guy swiped left after the first photo of them with an infant.

First photo: Her and a 2-year old

Last part of her profile: The little girl in my photo is my niece!!!

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 6, 2023