molester mustache

the pathetic pre-pubescent mustache with only a few hairs. This look is typically sported by white trash, lazy stoner high schoolers (or anyone too lazy to shave), kids trying to impress girls with their peach fuzz and OF COURSE, child molesters.

see: crustache; peach fuzz

Dude, nice molester mustache... ever heard of shaving?

by Ümbra May 25, 2004

Mustache Cop

A police officer that shoots first, and asks questions later. A common expression for gamers in Halo 3 playing the 'Cops & Robbers' gametype.

"Yo Murphy watch out for Spartan93, he's a damn mustache cop."

by Master Jumper April 23, 2008

Porn Mustache

thick bushy mustache, rounded on the edges, commonly found on pornstars.
Commonly referred to as a porn stache

Jonny grew up and now can grow a porn mustache nearly as great as Tom Sellck's.

by kablarghhhh August 4, 2012

mustache with titties

When some object or event is so incredibly amazing theirs no other human words to describe it.

Just Ozzy Osborn’s life can only be described as a mustache with titties.

by AtechSpockGuy January 24, 2012

monopoly mustach

to jizz on ones upper lip and let it dry until it hardens.

yeah lick that monopoly mustach.

by stackattack January 2, 2011

Hotsauce Mustache

A mustache of blood that appears on one's upper lip after eating a period blood soaked vagina.

That chick Nancy just gave Jon a Hotsauce Mustache!
Gross man, the only way to get it off is to use a Maxi-pad and medicated wipes.

by tstewstew July 7, 2011

cunt mustache

tuft of pubic hair above the vaginal entrance; refers to landscaped pubic hair and therefore not applicable to the "natural look" or totally shaved female crotches

When I dropped to my knees to perform cunnilingus on my female partner, I was overjoyed by her nice cunt mustache which highlighted her vagina.

by Myrkal Phitz April 12, 2009