One of those explosive dumps, that resemble what happens if you were to pack mud down the barrel of a musket and shoot it. Commonly referred to as the Turkish Tippman
by Transvestache August 7, 2008
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A guy gave his girlfriend an unexpected pheasant musket which made her mad which caused her to leave.
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Me an the Mrs could only manage half the Vienetta last night, so I dropped my trousers and she gave me a Venetian Musket.
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My roommate walked in during a bloody musket, we narrowly missed his face while aiming for the cans.
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