mini van

vehicular castration for any male who is somehow forced into driving one

you, "hey i think that molly wants to go out with me!"
me, "well, good luck pulling up to her house in your mini van - why don't you save yourself time and humiliation and just go watch some more anime and jerk off."

by William Hole March 21, 2008

mini sick

that small sick that sometimes comes up when you burp leaving the taste of your last meal in your mouth before being swallowed back down!

BURP! Oh dear, just made mini sick in my mouth. Tastes like the chicken I had for dinner!

by Doctor Tripod February 21, 2009

Cadbury Mini eggs

These egg shaped Easter chocolates with a hard, pastel candy shell are far superior to any other Easter candy. These are not creme filled, like Cadbury's more famous Eggs, but are solid milk chocolate. These once-a-year treats don't receive the attention that they deserve.

Small, egg shaped chocolates with pastel candy shells, sold in a purple bag. Available only at Easter.

by Colleen March 6, 2005

Mini ladd

A horrible guy that is a pedo and likes underage girls and is a shit YouTuber who screams alot

Person1:do you know Mini ladd?
Person2:Yeah that guy who shows his dick to kids
Person3: did you know he fled the country
All of them:what a BITCH

by Mini ladd. August 21, 2020

Mini Ladd

A slang term for any creator who has admitted/or exposed as a pedo, This was chosen instead because mini ladd sounds funnier than kiwiz

Person: I can't believe a youtuber has been exposed!
Me: i guess that's another mini ladd for youtube

by MemeyMemer69 October 9, 2021

Mini Hot Sock

When you blow a load in a condom then remove it and slap the girl silly with it.

I forgot my tube sock in my Camaro so I could not give the ho a Hot Sock, so I gave her a mini hot sock...

by CougarMILF1969 March 10, 2009

Mini-Van

2 in the front, 5 in the back...step above the shocker.
2 fingers in the vagina and 5 fingers in the anus.

I gave Cindy the shocker...well I gave Ivana the Mini-Van.

by Fatty69 January 3, 2009