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Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole

A Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole can be defined as a male most likely around the ages of 40 who was unlucky enough to have the blessings of god and thus lacks the gift of puberty. Basically another word for "small pp boy" but just add a bit of McGregor twist to it.
I pity Yohan for being a Li'l Twat Munchiken Arsehole, its fine if he can't cum, adoption is an option.
by jadenspeare May 2, 2022
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the munchies

The urge to consume large amounts of snack foods brought on by inhalation of smoke from the combusting leaves of the cannabis plant.
After smoking a bowl of blueberry chronic, Mike had a serious case of the munchies. He ate two cheeseburgers, half a bag of doritos, some chocolate chip cookies, fun size snickers, microwaved nachos covered in mozzarella cheese, french toast, some micro ravioli, and then he ordered Dominoes.
by the lord god almighty November 6, 2005
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muichiro

Muichiro is a cute boy in demon slayer who's the mist pillar. He's the youngest of the hashiras and he has a twin that passed away when they were 7.

Basically you'll fall in love with Muichiro over and over again because he's the cutest boy you'll see in Demon slayer.
WEEB 1: MUICHIRO!!!!
WEEB 2: I LOVE YOU MUICHIRO!!!
by Hungry_kun September 6, 2020
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The Michigan Chicken Salad

Ingredients:

- This requires at least 3 people, two of them males.

- 1 lb chicken breast
- salt, pepper,garlic, lemon, and olive oil
- 1 onion
- 1 small bag of croutons (8 oz)
- 1/4 lb Traverse City cherries
- Lube optional

Take one chicken breast, season with salt, pepper, and garlic. Cut up chicken breast into one inch squares. Heat up a pan with a squirt of olive oil and some onions for about 5 minutes. Cook chicken for approximately 15 - 20 minutes.

One person positions themselves using a wall, or support structure of some kind, upside down with their anus in the air and fully exposed. Place fully cooked chicken pieces into the exposed anus. Add some Traverse City cherries, a squirt of lemon, and some croutons.

At least 2 other males then take turns masturbating into the anus of the upside down person. Let rest for 10 minutes.

Remove the contents from the anus and place in salad bowl, add salt and pepper to taste.

Serves 10.
They served The Michigan Chicken Salad at the barbecue today. Everyone loved it, although it was a bit too salty.
by Nutzen YerMouf June 8, 2017
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Midnight Munchies

The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.
Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?

Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.
by Bill Tregen March 5, 2010
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Procrastinatory Munchies

The feeling of wanting something to grub on to avoid doing something else of more importance. The feeling is compulsive and often occurs at a time when you aren't even hungry.
Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: Where's your homework? Me: All Sunday I was planning on working on it, but I got the Procrastinatory Munchies and ended up not doing anything. Bitch Ass Chemistry Teacher: That would most likely explain your overall surface area..... Me: Did you just call me a lardass in smart guy language?!! At least I didn't spend my weekend procrasterbating like some bitch ass chemistry teacher I know.
by Xero _ Manifest October 31, 2010
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michigan gas pump

Fuck a girl with your cock, hence the pump. Once the vagina is dilated, fart in the orifice. Hence the gas. Michigan, because that's where my last girlfriend was from.
Girl: I'm from michigan

Guy: Can I give you a michigan gas pump?

Girl: Only if it is high octane.
by krautmonkey December 19, 2013
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