Skip to main content

Muffled-Torpedo

(Muff-l-ed; Tor-peed-oh): The action of first man or

woman's anus passing gas at the moment that it is being

penetrated by second man's penis. The penis of man two is

referred to as the torpedo being muffled by the fart of man

or woman one. Can be pleasurable and sexy. Can be

embarassing and awkward.
Tyrese: "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT MUH-FUCKA!"

Deejanaye: "OH, BABY! YOU DO IT SO GOOD... Um, excuse me..."

Tyrese: "Damn, baby! That felt good! Shit, do dat again!"

Deejanaye: "I didn't mean to."

Tyrese: "Naa, baby! Ain't nothin' wrong with a little muffled-torpedo!"
by The Choco September 23, 2011
mugGet the Muffled-Torpedo mug.

Tontine muffle

When a girl is being to loud so you smother her head with a pillow
“Man, I was rooting this chick the other night when her olds were in the next room, and she was so loud I had to give her the tontine muffle to finish.
by waf1501987 June 20, 2025
mugGet the Tontine muffle mug.

Muffle

Someone so absolutely cunty that they defy the need to use an offensive sounding word.
The person who broke into my house is a total muffle.
by Jingo Jango January 2, 2023
mugGet the Muffle mug.

twat muffle

Oi, Carol do you have any twat muffles I forgot mine.
by Kilian Silverbrand August 28, 2021
mugGet the twat muffle mug.

Scruffy Muffle

When a man with a scruffy beard puts his mouth in between another mans balls and blows while shaking his head side to side.
I gave my buddy a Scruffy Muffle and accidently gave him a wisker burn!
by The auto tech December 7, 2016
mugGet the Scruffy Muffle mug.

80's muffle

When the sound engineering and quality of a movie's audio makes it evident that the movie was made in the 80's.
The movie Heathers has that nice, crispy 80's muffle that makes you shit and cum in your pants.
by parcelsa February 2, 2022
mugGet the 80's muffle mug.

Sock muffle

The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up
Carl stop talking about your grandmother or I will fucking sock muffle you
by Dr Issac neutron dance April 20, 2024
mugGet the Sock muffle mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email