Muffle

Someone so absolutely cunty that they defy the need to use an offensive sounding word.

The person who broke into my house is a total muffle.

by Jingo Jango January 2, 2023

Scruffy Muffle

When a man with a scruffy beard puts his mouth in between another mans balls and blows while shaking his head side to side.

I gave my buddy a Scruffy Muffle and accidently gave him a wisker burn!

by The auto tech December 7, 2016

Sock muffle

The act of taking your sock off during intercourse and shoving it in the other person’s mouth because they won’t shut the fuck up

Carl stop talking about your grandmother or I will fucking sock muffle you

by Dr Issac neutron dance April 20, 2024

muffles

term of endearment given to a co-worker, usually the smartest, always the most fun, and often the best looking person in the company.

nickname given to an abnormally strong man from someone with a severe lisp.

Tonight is going to suck unless muffles comes.

Muffles at my last job was not as fun as our muffles.

by manny_ortiz September 9, 2009

80's muffle

When the sound engineering and quality of a movie's audio makes it evident that the movie was made in the 80's.

The movie Heathers has that nice, crispy 80's muffle that makes you shit and cum in your pants.

by parcelsa February 2, 2022

Muffled Trombone

When you are getting a rim job and your partner drops a butt sneeze in your mouth.

Greg: Alex's breath smells terrible today.
Heather: Yeah, he got a muffled trombone last night.

by darrenpowell187 September 27, 2015

Post-Muffle

When one's reply to a post or comment gets more likes/upvotes than the original post or comment. This usually shuts the OP up for awhile.

Bruh, I just Post-Muffled this dude on Twitter by posting his old racist Tweets under his BS unity Tweet. It got 1.5k and his only got 950.

by 010Rusty January 16, 2021