muffin stable

A selection of fat ladies roaming a barn eating the feces of past animals.

I went to a hoe down last friday and met a whole muffin stable by the bathroom.

by Dr. Blueberry October 1, 2013

Struggle Muffin

A way to describe a person who struggles every single day of their life. In every single way possible.

Person 1: Man, I got locked out of my dorm in only a towel after I took a shower.

Person 2: God, you're such a struggle muffin.

by Anonymous68753 March 21, 2011

Trash Muffin

A cupcake someone has licked the icing off of and throw away.

It means no one likes you they just like what comes with you.

“Sarah is such a trash muffin, I only like her for her boat. “

“Alayna is a trash muffin but it’s better then being alone during lunch.”

“I think i’m just a trash muffin to Paige and Reagan. They only ever hang out with me when they need a ride.”

by Rosalin Rocketta March 6, 2018

muffed punt

When your babe throws you the last condom and you drop it and it falls under the bed, killing your chance to score.

I was like the New York Jets last night - muffed punt and the game was over.

by Puntmuffer September 18, 2017

Ida Mufferbids

The old whore who came out to entertain the audience during the bidding segments on the Bob Barker years of The Price is Right. She was replaced by Prye Zufferbids after Drew Carey's first year.

Here is the first Ida Mufferbids!

by Sir Veisaid November 24, 2018

Ooze Muff

The action of pleasuring female genitalia, or muff to the point of ultimate leakage or ooze.

“I was Oozing her Muff and she started squirting”

“My girl is coming to town, Im going to Ooze Muff tonight”

“She asked me to ooze muff, but the stench was overwhelming”

by OozeMuff February 27, 2020

Midnight Muff

Waking up from a deep slumber with a vagina in your face.

Steve: Last night I woke up to a sweet poon tang on my face!
Mike: Ah good old Midnight Muff, my favorite!

by eqsux January 20, 2015