moustache water

The perspiration of a moustache which is caught by the tounge and swallowed.

Geraldo Rivea survived on moustache water in the Iraqi desert.

by rob April 4, 2003

Sriracha moustache

The result of sex with a menstruating woman, then wiping your penis on her face.

"Dude, your sister's a freak. She asked me to give her a sriracha moustache. I had to look it up. I mean, I did it, but still..."

by Dharma Midget March 8, 2017

Preacher's Moustache

The butt grease on one's upper lip remaining after giving a rim job.

Vaguely similar to the Dirty Sanchez.

When Father O'Connor came back from the bathroom he had a Preacher's Moustache, that dirty bastard.

by Christie Corpus September 27, 2004

Pant Moustache

A hairy moustache poking outside of the pant area.

How was your swim?

It was great except for the old lady in the changing rooms with the fluffy pant moustache. She needs to wax.

by MrsFannyHair April 4, 2011

moustache ride

cunnilingus performed by a male

Jeff gave Sarah the best moustache ride she'd ever had!

by Pimpinaintathang January 28, 2011

bj moustache

Whilst your woman is giving you oral sex your pubic hair rests on her upper lip, giving the apperance of a full, lush, moustachio. The reason many men shave their pubic hair is to reduce the bj moustache effect.

Mid-Fellatio: You know what? You look good with a moustache.
-Now that's a bj moustache!

by Hlnahomey July 30, 2007

moustache napkins

Low hanging labia that are large enough for a man to use as a napkin when finished performing oral sex.

Her moustache napkins were hanging out the side of her thong.
I peeled her moustache napkins apart like a grilled cheese to get access.

by dr. mark sugarman July 30, 2009