Mountain Dew People

The opposite of health and vitality. Mountain Dew People (MDP) can be seen at your local mall, Wal-Mart, and throughout the community Monday through Friday with their young, unfortunate, government-fed children.

You are unlikely to encounter MDP at the dentist or hospital (except in emergency situations). Stereotypical uniform includes some type of undersized athletic shorts or sweatpants and an oversized t-shirt which displays some type of idiotic innuendo or was won on a radio call in show.

I went to Hockey game tonight with my girlfriend. Turns out it was half price entry and free hot dogs so it was filled with Mountain Dew People.

by shoeshina May 14, 2011

Mountain Dew makeout

when two people makeout with Mountain Dew in their mouth.

Who wants to Mountain Dew makeout with me?

by Spicy Meatball December 14, 2010

mountain dew cum

a guy who pisses while he cums because of a rare disorder

"bob has mountain dew cum so i wouldnt fuck him"

by dikhed September 12, 2009

Mountain Dew Voltage

1) needs alittle more voltage
2) taste amazing
3) blue

person 1: I got mountain dew voltage

person 2: me too I wanna light up like a glow stick damn that commerical is misleading!!!

by Gabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbby March 8, 2009

mountain dew junkie

Noun: One who's fridge is cascaded with mountain dew and his/her computer desk is littered with empty MD cans.

Guy1- Dude?

Guy2- What?

Guy1- your room is loaded with MD cans

Guy2- Ya im a mountain dew junkie

by penguin26 November 26, 2009

Mountain Dew Point

When humidity and dew point conditions are perfect in the Ozark mountains of Missouri, a due sets in that is made from mountain dew. Also, when there is frost here it becomes a mountain dew slushy.

Is there a dew right now?

No theres a mountain dew!

Oh we've reached the Mountain Dew Point!

by Murph-Dirty December 8, 2010

Diet Mountain Dew

All the kickass taste and caffeine of Mountain Dew, but with no calories so you can maintain your girlish figure.

See Essence of Late Nights.

Dude, let's pick up some Diet Mountain Dew.

by Lily_of_Geeks August 9, 2009