Mr. Morton

Mr. Morton is a dummy thicc stalker guy from Schoolhouse Rock, with the face of Peter Griffin.

Mr. Morton is the subject of the sentence, and what the predicate says he does!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 05, 2022

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throck morton

people of the land of Mor (in Ireland) of the clan Throck.
(comes from ireland...)

by aaron June 07, 2004

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Person 1: Wow did you see that massive bts fan over there
Person 2: No, but it was probably Hayley Morton

by yoongiverse January 07, 2018

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A beautiful intelligent Scottish woman who could do anything she puts her mind to and anybody would be lucky to be with her.

Alanis Morton I'm happy that i know you.

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The law defining the known fact that you have to wear the opposite colour bra to your shirt or else the bra will be Easily visible

Omg, you can totally see Becky’s bra right now.. has she not heard of Morton's Law

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A dirty Morton is someone that is fat, useless and jobless.

Wow that guy other there does nothing he’s such a dirty Morton

by ShugokiBoy66 April 08, 2020

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1. What fucking morons call a garage, very rare populous.

"Hey Jim, where the fuck is the sledgehammer?"
"In the Morton Building."
"What the fuck?"

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