Moochapotamus

That one friend in your group who you secretly hate because they are always borrowing money, food, cigarettes, etc. And never pay you back or show appreciation. They expect everything to be handed to them in life.

My friend just sits at the bar all night waiting for guys to buy her drinks, she's such a moochapotamus.

by chellington September 4, 2010

Moocher’s Fee

When an individual who didn’t contribute to purchasing a product takes a percentage of an item a friend bought.

Moocher’s Fee can range between 5%-15% but anything above this percetange would be considered Ass Raped definition #4

Jorge purchased a rare whisky online but needed it delivered to Larry’s house because no one would be home to accept Jorge’s delivery.

Jorge “Hey Larry, can I have this product shipped to your place?” Larry replies “Hey bud, no problem but I’ll have to charge you a 10% Moocher’s Fee” - Once the item arrived, Larry poured 10% into his personal decanter. Leaving Jorge with 90% of the whisky.

by WhiskyDuo February 18, 2019

MoochieHBTL

A goat who uploaded unreleased A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie songs to all platforms

Search up MoochieHBTL on Apple Music or Spotify, This Time from A Boogie is there

by Professor Plug October 27, 2020

cooch mooch

Noun: A woman who uses sex for material gain.

Verb: To use sex for material gain.

A friend of mine coined this phrase. Since she rarely says anything disparaging, it is both scathing and funny.

She cooch mooched a car out of him.

That cooch mooch is looking for a sugar daddy.

by Diva Dahling January 10, 2012

King moocher

The #1 mooch or King Moocher will always be the one to ask for your snacks and try
To borrow your stuff.

S- hey can I mooch some of your food I don’t have any

T- You asked yesterday and the day before

S- Please

T- You’re the King Moocher

by Moochington the third May 22, 2020

Boo Boo Moochu Bear

There is only one Boo Boo Moochu Bear in the world. He is an endangered species. He has a mixture of personalities from sweet and cuddly to vicious and uncontrollable. He likes to play the bongos on butt cheeks and likes to nibble on various parts of the female body (especially the nipples) but beware because sometimes he will bite. A Boo Boo Moochu Bear is very tall and handsome with dark brown hair and manicured hands. He currently resides in NJ but can be found in various undesirable places in the world.

Did the Boo Boo Moochu Bear leave that bite mark on your ass?

by JuJu Fish January 26, 2011

mooching

The act of taking advantage of another person.

Also known as leaching..

John is always mooching money off of me.

by Jade38 June 16, 2005