dirty montes

A dirty montes occurs when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and inserts it into the woman's nose.

During a drunk night of sex, my friend gave this girl a dirty montes.

by $*.. December 5, 2016

Monte girl

An offensive slang used against a breed of zombies. Monte girls are not born but rather initiated into a “school” where they are brainwashed into believing they are superior than all others. This makes monte girls extremely arrogant, entitled and most of all… dangerous.

1: “Is that a Monte girl?”
2: “No thats a brain eating zombie.”
1: “Aren’t they the same thing?”

by AntivaxDad8562 November 25, 2021

Monte Wasted

Formerly known as "white girl wasted"

When you get so drunk you go through the night doing shenanigans such as yelling the N word, hitting on girls, puking on other peoples shoes and clothes then sitting on them

"Dude I got white girl wasted last night"

"No you didn't. You go Monte Wasted!!"

by The Cream Machine24_24 March 8, 2013

Amont/Mont

Best guy youll ever meet doesnt even need a definition in this dry ass dictionary

Ladies get you a Amont/Mont

by idekigio November 21, 2021

Monte Gents

These people chow your Huns every time they go Montecasino and they go home feeling sexy they don't bath these people they forever want to chow anything but books

Monte gents are so handsome I'd let them do anything to me to be honest with you

by @_l1hle on instagram May 29, 2022

weed monts

a montage in relation to weed consumption or weed related activities

we filmed a weed monts

by weed head October 10, 2008

Monte Carlo

Ejaculating onto a womans used tampon as she pulls it from her vagina

She pulled out her tampon and I gave her a monte carlo

by the amazing TW March 18, 2010