The Happy Monroe

The Poor Man's A.M.F.:
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz rum
1/2 oz tequila
1/2 oz liqueur
2 oz watermelon snowcone syrup
2 oz club soda

Once a last ditch effort of highschoolers raiding their parents alcohol cabinets, the Happy Monroe has become a staple drink of the underground L.A. party hipster scene. It is the alcoholic equivalent of a "Jeffery" blunt.

Underage Kid: "Why do they call it 'The Happy Monroe?' By the end of the night I always end up crying in the bathroom in my underwear.."

Chick: "I always have a good time.. JAMBS!"

by The Sgts. at Arms October 24, 2011

Monroe, Michigan

A place where Oxycontin is as commonly used as toothbrushes, every girl has at least one kid out of wedlock before her 21st birthday and where people who have a 'nice' double wide think that they've really made it in life.

Person 1: "I live in Monroe, Michigan"
Person 2: "Wow, I'm really sorry for you"

by Stingerloot May 19, 2008

Monroe, WI

A small town known for a celebration called Cheese Days that is celebrated every other year. Its also the place where the Swiss Colony was born. Monroe has its fair share of slow driving old people and deuchebag cops. If you are looking for a smaller town to live in that still has a decent amount of stores to go to then this is it. It has a population of about 43,350 and counting. You get over charged for weed in this town so watch out. Monroe occasionally smells like cow poop for some reason. It also has a factory on one side of town that if it were to blow up would destroy half of the town. But other than that its a decent place to live.

Pot Swiss Colony Monroe, WI

by Rose Gilroy June 18, 2009

Marylin Monroe

America's Paris Hilton of the 1950's era.

Man from 1950: "Look at that HOT BLONDE! She's flashing us her UPPER THIGH!"

Man from 2005: "Look at that skinney rooster-face blonde! She's flashing us her frothy vagina and prelapsed anus!"

by MollAYYYYYYYY June 16, 2005

Monroe Hall

A freshman honors dorm at the college of William&Mary, this dorm houses many of the Monroe Scholars on campus. Derided by some as a dorm full of nerds who play board games and study all day rather than party, it is in fact inhabited by some of the most interesting, cool people. Who play board games and study all day rather than party. People who live there are often affectionately called Monrovians or Monromans.

Student 1: Hey wanna go to a party at the units?
Student 2: How about we just play bananagrams and make jokes about history?
Student 1: Wow you're such a twamp, you must live in Monroe Hall.

by monroe202 December 14, 2010

James Monroe

A high school in Fredericksburg, VA with a kick-ass football team that constantly winds up in states. Also known as "Jayem"

James Monroe, duh

by Cheerqueen September 6, 2010

[Marilyn Monroe]

A very memorbale actress from the 1950's, born on June 1st 1926, born Norma Jeane Mortensen. Marilyn never knew her father and her mother Gladys was sent to an asylum when Marilyn was very young, she was sent from foster home to orphanage countless times. Marilyn married 3 times in her short but sweet life, she was married to her childhood sweatheart, baseball legend Joe DiMaggio and great playwright Arthur Miller. The marriages were short lived but symbolized love for Marilyn. Marilyn died August 5th 1962 of suspected overdose, some believe it was murder. Marilyn was one of the best actresses the world has ever seen and had a sensational voice.

Marilyn Monroe was in the movie Some like it hot with Tony curtis & Jack Lemmon she sang various songs thorughout it

by Marilyn Monroe Impersonator August 25, 2008