mom

the person who gave birth to you!!!!!!!!!yah YOU!!!!

hello i am your mom and i gave birth to you.I went through a lot of pain.And it seems like your growing up so fast.

by Lauren:) June 16, 2003

mom

the most annoying piece of shit on the planet of earth.

" Do your hw"
"but i did it alreay"
" do your hw"
" I DID IT ALREADY YOU SHITy mom"
"DO YOUR HW"

by iHATE SOCIETY December 28, 2005

Mom

Mom - the person that gave you life , the person that gave up alot for you , the person that can accomplish everything by herself (most of the time) . Some moms are the complete opposite of that .
So be thankful for her , all she wants from you is your love .

Jerry - "Dude my mom is such a bitch , she wouldnt let me buy that new game "

Brendon - "Really dude , your gonna say that about your mom . I thought she lost her job yesterday ?"

Jerry-"So what , she cant give me money to buy it ?"

Brendon - "Fuck you dude , i feel sorry for your mom to have a asshole son ."

by Jazzymyn November 13, 2011

mommed

A condition or state of having just received a package in the mail from your mom, containing random items which you will absolutely never use, proving how little your mother actually knows about you.

Person 1: I just got a package from my mom.
Person 2: Awesome! What was in it?
Person 1: Hannah Montana guitar lollypops and a newspaper clipping of Barack Obama's victory as a keepsake since she remembered "that I like Black people" .
Person 1: Oh. You got mommed.

by Festacstafest December 9, 2008

Mom

The woman that carried you in her stomach for 9 months and most often raised you

My mom and dad divorced but she still takes care of me

by Slytherclaw October 13, 2018

Mom

The most amazing person in the word. She is always there for you on your darkest days and there for the best. She cheers you up and can make you cry but is the best human being in the world.

Bailey: I am just upset because my day didn't go right.
Mom: Its okay we will have a movie night and eat popcorn!
Bailey: Okay! I love you!

by Bai29 January 27, 2019

Mom

A loving creature that you sometimes hate or love. She is the light and darkness in your world. Has no idea about modern words, such as meme and others. You use urban dictionary to explain these things to her. But beware, because some moms are Karens and that is very dangerous.

Kid: Mom! This meme is hilarious!
Mom: This what-now?

by Jinglebells852 November 6, 2019