When doing a girl from behind, you shove your fist in her ass as she is about to orgasm and pull out a chunk of "coal", when she turns around to see what you are doing...you throw it in her face making her look like a coal miner. Gold nuggets (corn) get bonus points!!
Eric gave his girlfriend an Angry Coal Miner last night...man he won't be going down in that hole again anytime soon.
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He enjoys going out on a Wednesday night and drinking 2litres of Strongbow and getting fkd up, then going home at 1am and talking about his feelings.
He enjoys going out on a Wednesday night and drinking 2litres of Strongbow and getting fkd up, then going home at 1am and talking about his feelings.
Exaple 1:
Guy 1: Did you see someone let that Wookie into the Su tonight?
Guy 2: Oh no that was just the Telford Monner
Example 2:
" I went down on a girl last night, I swear she was so hairy she could of been the Telford Monner!
Guy 1: Did you see someone let that Wookie into the Su tonight?
Guy 2: Oh no that was just the Telford Monner
Example 2:
" I went down on a girl last night, I swear she was so hairy she could of been the Telford Monner!
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Get the mainer mug.When two people are doing a 69, the person on top takes a shit on the face of the person on bottom. Then the top person leans back, sits on the bottom's face, and moves back and forth to rub the shit all over their face. When the bottom gets up, their face is covered in black, just like a coal miner!
Susie was tired of her boyfriend having all the fun with moves like the bucking bronco and the dirty sanchez. She cooked up a move she could surprise her man with -- the coal miner!
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