A particularly small male with extremely quick feet or "Shox" who runs around the downtown area of your city wildly. Extremely elusive, so if you catch one, stick around him or you will most likely lose him for the night. Known to freak the fuck out when smoking marijuana, call ambulances on himself when high, vomit with projectile force, take slop shows to hotel rooms for one night, then paying $75 for the room allowing for the Mollard to engage in sexual intercourse.
"Dude what happened to Brad last night? He ditched us for this nasty ass girl and he was nowhere to be found all night. What a fuckin Mollard man."
by MatlockK March 2, 2009
Get the Mollard mug.Someone who can make you’re day better every time you see her. She’s so stunning in every way that counts. She can never take a smile off you’re face. She’s so sweet and can make you’re day better with a look
by Addiiiii October 14, 2020
Get the mollana mug.Mysterious person you've ever meet, will protect and love you no matter what. Will do everything for you. You are so lucky if you have Melland in your life.
by HendrixNyxClay June 7, 2021
Get the melland mug.Mosella is a kick-ass, awesome human being who is awesome and gets all the bitches. Mosella can say one word and people will die because she’s so awesome. Mosella wields the power of countless universes and can snuff out life with the click of a finger. Mosella is god. Mosella is Santa Claus. Mosella is the Tooth Fairy. Mosella is Ryan Reynolds. Mosella is everything holy in this world. Mosella definitely does not have a gambling addiction.
“Did you hear about Mosella?”
“Don’t speak that name out loud, it’s too dangerous”
“Oh fuck”
*they both die because the name Mosella is too awesome to be spoken aloud*
“Don’t speak that name out loud, it’s too dangerous”
“Oh fuck”
*they both die because the name Mosella is too awesome to be spoken aloud*
by idonthaveagamblingaddiction November 10, 2022
Get the Mosella mug.Mosella is a short person who is not only super intelligent but also incredibly beautiful. In Greek Mythology Medusa would turn people to stone. Mosella had a similar effect, whoever bears witness to her extraordinary face will instantly explode from beauty overload. Mosella is also a godly being and is know and feard for being the slayer of Jesus. If Mosella doesn't like you then you'd better find a way to get on her good side fast because if you don't there is nowhere to hide she will find you and she will kill you with her cosmic powers.
Mosella is also short but this just makes her even more lovable.
Mosella will smite you!
Mosella is also short but this just makes her even more lovable.
Mosella will smite you!
Guy 1: Hey look isn't that... Oh my god its Mosella.
Guy 2: Oh no she has found me again, I can't escape.
(Guy 2 just fucking explodes infront of Guy 1)
Guy 1: Well that's what you get for being on her bad side.
Guy 2: Oh no she has found me again, I can't escape.
(Guy 2 just fucking explodes infront of Guy 1)
Guy 1: Well that's what you get for being on her bad side.
by Shorter than you April 28, 2023
Get the Mosella mug.When a meth head has a chicken bone hiding in their rectum (you know, just in case he comes across free meth or cops), then he discreetly removes it. He then passes it around to the unsuspecting tweekers in the room/shed/broke down car.
I offered to smoke a bowl if he had a bone and that fag snuck in a "Dirty Moeller" on me.
Tasted like straight herpes and shit! We smoked it regardless, though.
Tasted like straight herpes and shit! We smoked it regardless, though.
by NoMoreShabuShabu January 15, 2022
Get the Dirty Moeller mug.The most gorgeous amazing perfect person you could ever meet. Soooo smart and funny and loving and stunning. The love of my life so none of you can have them
by Emlover May 28, 2023
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