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Mah-moat

A word my little sister says because she can't speak great she says that word for remote also this could just mean you're really bored and looking through urban dictionary because you don't know what the fuck to do
Sissy give me my mah-moat
by Supupdog January 28, 2019
mugGet the Mah-moatmug.

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Scrote Moat

When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.
Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.

*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025
mugGet the Scrote Moatmug.

swimming the moat

She's fuckin wet
She was swimming the moat so she's fucking wet
by Denominator1007 April 28, 2017
mugGet the swimming the moatmug.

Moat

“DAB, Yolo
“ honostly ur such a moat go away
by Sick my big black willy March 12, 2018
mugGet the Moatmug.

Moat

A mushroom and a goat
Ew a moat
by A chicken May 27, 2018
mugGet the Moatmug.

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