by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I Pop a couple THen FUck HEr TO Moats<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When one’s undergarments are soiled so marvelously that the contents of their excrement travel forward and up, encircling the scrotum. Seen most often during infancy and discovered during a diaper change. However, this predicament is theoretically possible in adulthood when a falsely trusted toot turns into an over achieving shart, becoming more than the unfortunate soul bargained for.
Babe, pass the wipes, a fresh diaper, and a HAZMAT bag our son just gave himself a hefty scrote moat.
*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
*farts and checks* Fuckin’ hell Stephen, I just decimated my chonies! Let’s ditch this party so I can clean up this scrote moat.
by The OG Tigerbeard July 5, 2025
Get the Scrote Moatmug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Moats, moAts, moatS<.7.9.7.6.>mug. (noun) symbolistic defensive mechanism in which you separate and surround yourself for protection from attacks, and more specifically from attacks on your French language skills.
by B£ December 1, 2021
Get the Bone Moatmug. "That greasy gook food I ate for dinner sure isn't agreeing with me. I'll be dropping me a MOAT in no time!"
by benderhater July 13, 2017
Get the MOATmug. 