Mountain Dew

Mountain Dew is a beverage/energy drink owned Pepsi (idk why it's cwazy)
Mountain Dew HAS rizz and is normally associated with Indian Rizz because it's beautiful.
Anyone who drinks Mountain Dew has the tech support rizz.

"Yo james, Raj drank Mountain Dew and rizzed up your damn mom!"
"WTF?"
"yeah he use Indian Rizz to tinga tinga her sussy parts."

Mountain Dew by TheCodingGamer March 19, 2024

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Mountain Dew Red

(Squip) repellent.

(Michael Mell) saved everyone from the Squip using Mountain Dew Red.

Mountain Dew Red by TheMusicalTrash January 27, 2018

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Mountain Dew Baby

The birth of a retarded child due to a male drinking to much Mountain Dew causing decreased sperm health.
Urban Legend says that if a male drinks to much Mountain Dew it can cause decreased sperm health and overall amount.

Guy1: Hey did you hear about Chris's newborn

Guy2: Yeah I did, it so sad that it’s a Mountain Dew baby.

Guy1: Right, I told him to lay off the Soda.

Mountain Dew Baby by Richierich7896 October 3, 2017

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Mountain Dew Mouth

A gnarly set of jacked up teeth.

Predominant in Kentucky, Northern GA, North and South Carolina. Rampant in the Appalachian region due to over indulgence in the sugar infested beverage.

Have you seen that girl from Appalachia?
She must have drank too much soda pop as a kid because she has Mountain Dew Mouth. Her teeth are gnarly dude.

Eeew. Man...when is the last time you went to the dentist?
Why?
Your teeth are jacked up dude. You have Mountain Dew Mouth.

Mountain Dew Mouth by FergiFerg020608 February 16, 2009