Mobile Gandu

The asshole who uses mobile phone while driving

Mobile Gandu is a person who plucks the phone
under his ass or neck, tilts his neck or ass
and start conversing on it.

by Discokhujli June 23, 2008

mobile waterbed

A fat chick you find for desprate sex. You take her camping with you, so no one will view your mounting of her. Except natures animals, and they do not judge.

I was so hard up for some lovin.. I went "Hoggin" and found me a take. We went camping and she was my "mobile waterbed".

by The Jerk Meister January 24, 2009

mobile dick forrest

This is a cluster of males surrounding one female. The natural habitat is Embry Riddle Aeronautical University. The forest tends to follow the female, each member hoping to one day get lucky, although that will never happen because they are all friend zoned and being used.

Dude, did you see that chick's mobile dick forrest, it was very dense today.

by Dactlyer696969 April 28, 2009

Mobify

To transform a website so it appears optimized on any device accessing it, especially mobile phones.

Wow, Starbucks Mobified their site and it looks awesome on my phone. We should Mobify our website.

by Joanny D November 10, 2011

Mobile Poo Block

When you can't poo due to forgetting to take your mobile phone to the toilet.

I had to go back up stairs this morning for my mobile phone, I get mobile poo block if I try to poo without it.

"if Im not checking the urban dictionary word of the day while im on the loo, I just cant poo"

by PoOpa FoOker August 10, 2015

Mobilliasexual

When sexually attracted to furniture.

"Hey look at that sexy wood peg."

"Hey bro I think you're mobilliasexual."

"You know what man you're right!"

by Deskica July 5, 2017

tard mobile

an old school, big boat, gas-guzzling station-wagon that is embarrassing to be seen driving or riding in. Many people wear a disguise if they have to ride in one.

I saw your mom pick you up at the movies Saturday night with the tard mobile, just as you were about to get that chick's phone number-that sucks!

by busterboner August 29, 2009