Mistress

A girl on the side.

A guy has to have a girl to have a mistress/side girl. A guy with no girl has no mistress.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019

evil mistress

The person your husband cheated on with. Usually skinny and bitchy.

See that woman with that man?

Ya what about her

She's his evil mistress

by EvilMistress_012 February 10, 2017

Mistress

A guy has to have a girl already to have a mistress. A guy has to want to have at least one girl in his life to have a mistress.

The guy with the mistress wanted to have not just one, but two girls. Meanwhile the guy with no mistress(es) never wanted to have a girl in his life in the first place.

by Solid Mantis May 23, 2019

Misfire

When you go to pee but your penis moves and you pee all over the wall.

Yo bro I just misfired in dat public bathroom dey gonna hafta clean dat up

by Guang Hong-Qian June 15, 2016

Misfire

When you're about to bust a nut and then the feeling suddenly vanishes with no cumshot with your dick going limp and forcing you to wait to get hard again

Guy 1: "I was about to shoot my load all over this slut, but I misfired and had to wait 15 minutes before we could resume!"
Guy 2: "Damn, that sucks, don't charge it up for too long next time!"

by Greenknight9000 March 16, 2020

mistress moon

the implication that the moon is wlw*

or
to allude to lesbianism.

*women loving women

Woman1: “Oh, I love your moon earrings!”

Woman2: “Of course. I know Mistress Moon. Do you?”
Woman1: “Why, yes😏. I’m regularly in contact with the Mistress.”

by Nethernina June 18, 2021

mistress isabelle brooks

The True Winner of Rupaul’s Drag Race Season 15, Known for being in many eras.

Girly 1: I’m in my Cunty Era!
Girly 2: Who are you, Mistress Isabelle Brooks?

by WhatTheFish? May 31, 2023