Mississippi Riverboat

Much like the motorboat, except you take a runny shit on the woman's chest first. You then proceed to motorboat her, and every few seconds you lift your head up and yell "Mark Twain!"

Shari wanted me to give her a Cleveland Steamer, but I gave her an extra treat when when I gave her a Mississippi Riverboat instead!

by Crablouse April 22, 2009

Mississippi Whisper

While performing oral sex on your partner you spread their asscheeks apart to tongue punch their fart box they proceed to fart in your face.

Trent was going down on Laura the other night and she totally gave him the Mississippi Whisper.

by mayfnutter July 05, 2020

Mississippi Twister

A drink concoction often containing alchohol or a mix of soda that is secretly stirred with a penis and then given to an unsuspecting victim.

Man, that's gonna hit him like a Mississippi Twister.

by Murdah Sammich March 15, 2009

mississippi dandy

when ur really drunk and u hook up with a hot relative......

yo i wish i was austin so i could pull a mississippi dandy on his hot ass sister

by friend of friends March 24, 2003

mississippi meathead

When a guy works at a butcher shop and gets really horny and decides to make a hole in a piece of butcher meat and has sex with it

That guy at the butcher shop is a Mississippi meathead

by Brnffdndnd January 30, 2017

Mississippi Corkscrew

When two midgets, usually rednecks, fuck in a washer machine

"Ayy honey do you wanna go to the backroom and Mississippi Corkscrew?"

by Off-Brand-Work May 12, 2016

mississippi missle

when a chick takes a frozen piece of shit and begins to pleasure herself with it.

The other night, i walked into my bedroom, only to find my wife using a mississippi missle.

by vajojay1 March 17, 2010