monosexual

A person who has sex only with themselves.

No one I know can satisfy me, so I am monosexual.

by ND494 January 20, 2005

Ho Mosexual

A woman who relentlessly pursues gay men with the hopes of getting them to "Change Teams".

Look at the way Jane is rubbing all up on John over there trying to get with him. I guess him kissing dudes all night made her think he wasnt a poof. Shes such a Ho Mosexual

by JEFF BEAM October 25, 2012

minesexual

When your minecraft homie starts to try to get girls in minecraft and have sex with them. Basicaly that one gay kid in class who cant get a girl in school so he plays minecraft and makes a fake profile for himself.

Person 1: Oi do you know that kid who goes to the library every day during recess and lunch and plays minecraft?

Person 2: Oh yeah hes a minesexual, he plays minecraft to get minecraft GF's

by TheGayestKidOutThere May 7, 2018

Mikesexual

It means you're straight but gay for Michael Jackson

-I was straight until I saw Michael Jackson at that moment I knew I was mikesexual

-Boy, Michael Jackson's History tour make me feel mikesexual

by smoothistory on IG :) April 8, 2020

Morosexual

Attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

*cough cough* Jirou *cough cough*

Girl A: hey i think I have a crush on Boy A

Girl B: how, he's retarded

Girl A: exactly i'm Morosexual

by Tuxedo Doggo October 28, 2020

Misatosexual

A pedophile. Commonly used by Neon Genesis Evangelion fans.

I am a Misatosexual

by irrefutable June 10, 2021

Metosexual

A straight men who appears to look gay. An effeminate straight male, who cares about his looks, hair and being well groomed, the opposite of a stereotypical macho guy similar to a gay guy but, the male is still straight.

Dave is not gay he is just a Metosexual its perfectly fine to drive a pink car.

by LeviTheBold January 7, 2019