microwaved shit

Used to describe something unpleasant, or a negative state of being.

Man, I feel like microwaved shit after that party last night.

This beer tastes like microwaved shit.

by Brian Ball May 5, 2006

Mrowl

The sound a cat makes when dropped 46 billion light years from the surface of the earth. The word is used in comic 482 of the webcomic xkcd.

*push*
"MROWL!!!"

by kokopelli9999 January 14, 2009

Banana in a microwave

When a guy puts his dick into a extremely hot and wet pussy

Samuel put his banana in a microwave and busted with thirty seconds

by Bucky from Springfield December 4, 2016

mirotic

forever trapped in a maze, feeling being wrapped in love without a way out,

I'm mirotic when it comes to DBSK.

by dbsk November 1, 2008

microwave

Gods gift to single men.

I put a hot pocket in the microwave and my god, it did the strangest thing... it cooked itself!

Friend: What are you gonna make for dinner?

Me: Eh... prolly some left over mac 'n' cheese

Friend: But you cant cook it again, its already made!

*I put the mac 'n' cheese in the microwave and set the timer*

Both of Us: Oooooo.... magic.

by Rale May 15, 2008

Miroku

A perverted monk who always asks a woman if she can bare his child. He also always gropes on Sango's ass. And you would hear an echo of Sango slapping him.

Sango: Are you okay, Miroku? Eck!

Miroku: *groping her ass*

*large echo of the slap from Sango*

Miroku: Ow!

by Miku326 March 15, 2009

microwaiting

v: To remain or be in readiness wilst preparing food in a microwave oven.

For god’s sake, will you hurry? You’ve been microwaiting for 7 minutes.

by Kevin Carpenter August 11, 2008