Minivantastic

An adjective to describe a fantastic minivan.

Amber: "Andy, is that a new car?"

Andy: "Why yes Amber, it is a Honda Odyssey."

Amber: "Is it minivantastic?"

Andy: "Sure is!"

Amber: "You're a douche."

by Amber March 18, 2005

plymouth mini van

a small van. usualy used by familys with 3 or more children. any one driving will be defined as a 'soccer mom', weither or not you or your child really plays soccer.

my father drives a plymouth mini van to work. they call him a soccer mom, even though i don't play sports.

by Cortnie Hill July 1, 2008

minivanning

minivanning -noun. the sexual act of inserting two fingers in the vagina and whole fist in the anus simultaneously.

I was minivanning this chick.

by Tacosalad July 13, 2012

Mini Van Rage

A person, usually male, who drives a mini van with anger and recklessness. It is a reflection of a person's aggravation with what their life has become. These people likely hate the fact that they had way more kids than they intended, and the pressure of accommodating these high maintenance brats, in combination with having to drive such an embarrassing vehicle, has reached a boiling point. They can be commonly spotted doing 90mph on the freeway swerving in and out of lanes cursing to themselves.

Bystander 1: Wow, did you see that guy?!?! He almost killed two pedestrians and a dog while blowing that stop sign.

Bystander 2: Yeah, classic mini van rage. He's probably late to a parent/teacher meeting.

by captmurk November 13, 2013

mini van

like the shocker but better. putting 2 fingers in the pussy and 5 in the ass. 2 in the front and 5 in the back.

i gave your girlfriend the mini van last night

by Ninja_Man October 10, 2007

Mexican Mini Van

5 in the front and 5 in the back. When a man fists a woman through both her vagina and her asshole.

" Imma fit you up and make you into a Mexican Mini Van!!"

by CAPT JTK September 24, 2009

MiniMan

A man who because of having a family is forced into getting a minivan. This leads to him driving aggressively and erraticlly because of this theoritical emasculation to his manhood.

I just got cut off by a MiniMan on I-69.

by Mr. Republican August 16, 2011