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Minerals

The things Austin Oakley lacks
Austin has 0 minerals
by Kdhahdidhf November 15, 2018
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mineral

Formally described as an homogeneous, inorganic compound by Webster (who was later found to be a book and considered unfit for living due to Darwin's theory).According to Lewis Carroll, however, in his writing a character asks `Are you animal--vegetable --or mineral?' in a savy, yet failed, attempt to identify the main character's race. This shows us that 'mineral' can also be used to classify those who are unknown to us.

In short- Def mineral: A classification to all things with a molecular composition be they organic or inorganic.
Jeorge ain't no mineral, Fred, he be a walking humean-bean.
by Abbeah Deel July 5, 2006
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Mineral Deposit

When one deficates in the geology department's bathroom on campus.
Guy1: Oh man! I have to shit bad!

Guy2: So go take a shit??

Guy1: Yea I will, I just hope I can make it to the geology building. I'm going to leave them a mineral deposit!
by Burminator May 3, 2009
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minerals

objects between a girls vagina and anal hole(gooch) that can be collected in little baggies and used later.
Magol ambushed Haley in her house late one night and left her helpless after taking all her minerals. keirsten's minerals were rejected by magol because they had expired and started growing staff.
by buff bill December 9, 2007
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minevary

The act of brutally killing babies and then feeding them to rabid platypuses. It also causes unicorns to cry.
Ashley committed minevary again! If she keeps this up, she's going to hell for sure.
by Shwekasaurus January 19, 2011
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minerals

1. Bullets or any metallic projectile used to shoot and kill enemies or perceived enemies.

2. Semen, ejaculate, sperm, moneyshot, cum.
1. Da pimp was so angry he gave his beeotch da minerals.

2. Peter North is famous for his minerals. A mineral millionaire.
by Lourenco January 8, 2004
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