Middletown, Rhode Island

A great place to grow up..but once you get into high school your bored as shit and u want to move. Its between Jamestown and Portsmouth hence the name Middletown. During the summer its full of tourists...which everyone there hates. Hot summers and freezing winters. Its probably the smallest town in the smallest state. Know ones heard of it unless they live or have lived there.

hey have u ever been to Middletown, Rhode Island?
whats that?

by my.ears.love.music December 13, 2010

Kate Middleton

A benefitor of affirmative action, and she's not even African.

Why is Kate Middleton a benefitor of affirmative action?

by Nelly's On Fire October 4, 2020

Middletown highschool

Located in middletown, delaware. where all the poor low-class people go who are too lazy or poor to go to a catholic/ private school. mostly black people go there. there AP courses are equivalent Padua's lowest courses. Middletown girls don't have any style at all and are stuck in 2005. Middletown students are salty because they got sent there instead of Appo.

Random person: what school do you go to?
Middletown student: middletown highschool
Random person: Ohhhhh, well at least its easy.

by middletownhighschooliseasy March 21, 2011

middletown chestwarmer

you start with the cleaveland steamer which is another creation from ohio then you add a hot water bottle cover up with a quilt and a dab of vaporrub and your chest will be as warm within seconds

donna was chilly so herb suggested a middletown chestwarmer and after applied she thanked him by accepting an alabama hot pocket

by injun33 October 26, 2010

Middletown

home of druggies, projects, n******, and so much more. I mean, some parts are ok, and there are a couple of fun things to do. But while your doing those “fun things” keep watch for a gun at your head and 5 african american individuals kicking your ass so hard you so hard you wake up in the hospital with a brain bleed. and then you go figure “ wheres my wallet?”

oh yeah, i heard you get crack $5 cheaper in Middletown

by recicity December 26, 2017

mr.middleton

Only helps the girls in the class because he is a peto, dose not know how to slow down and teach, if I ask I get called dumb if some girl dose he sits and helps. Really short

I was having a good day then Mr.Middleton came and killed the fun

by Money boy 123 March 2, 2019

Khris Middleton

Some wack ass weed, named after NBA player, Khris Middleton.

Man, this ain’t no za, this smell like some khris middleton.

This shit ain’t doing nothing! Bruh served me some Khris Middleton.

by Lil Ron Artest June 5, 2022