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Mida Bunk

A worthless, scandalous A+ certification teacher who has yet to implore any small amount of knowledge upon his students.

Relative to a great man known as "Uncle Randy" who has been in the slammer for some time now.
Mida Bunk beat the shit outta his students for not studing their accronyms
by Vrippa March 1, 2005
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Midas

slang for a jewel thief who has never been proven guilty no matter how many times he has been caught
A:Hey, that jewel thief just got acquitted again!!
B:What a Midas!
mugGet the Midasmug.

Midas

A fkin dumb piece of shit that thinks he owns the world
That guy is even worse than a fucking midas
by Fkinbitchnibba April 16, 2020
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Midas Pipeline

Similar to an "Alaskan Pipeline," and named after the blessing of Midas' gold; a Midas Pipeline is a condom filled with piss and frozen for penetration. It can be reused and refrozen as long as the condom lasts.
"Did you Pup Amp at the party this weekend? He was a total pig bottom! I saw him pull out his daddy's Midas Pipeline from the freezer and parade his gaping twink ass around"
by Pup_Niff December 21, 2020
mugGet the Midas Pipelinemug.

Midas Touch Effect

A phenomenon where anything created by the internet, will be destroyed by the internet, usually in the matter of days.
“Hey did you hear about (insert popular online event/trend/game)?”

“Yeah, but more and more people started joining in on it and they ruined it. It’s always a recurring Midas Touch Effect whenever the internet gets a hold of something precious.”
by Sxftware April 12, 2022
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bad mida mida

The baddest bitch in the room, The prettiest to ever touch down, the sexiest person eyes ever laid upon
Ouuu that's a bad mida mida right there
by SoulBoyDri November 30, 2024
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midas whale

Slang for “Might as well.” It’s that simple.
Grant: “Should we grab a beer before this flight?”

Critter: “Midas Whale!”
by Samonthedictionary March 10, 2023
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