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Micheika is a goat the best person in the whole God damn world she’s the best outta the best a real ass female and will smack anyone in the face who thinks otherwise a bad bitch she knows she’s a ten and she just that girl she funny and and yeah Micheika herself wrote this mf shit bc everyone needa know who she mf is 🌚😍😜😝🌚😝🗿
I’m cool and a goat
Sincerely, Micheika
Micheika by The Goat Micheika November 20, 2023

Michalina 

incredibly unique girl that is Wapeach.

typically hangs out lanky nazis with glasses and other assorted characters.
Nazi 1: love to see you, Michalina!
Nazi 2: yeah!

Michalina: thanks, guys!
Michalina by GoblinGreed69 December 14, 2023

Michelin star fandom 

A fandom known for producing works of quality, such as detailed and rendered art pieces, fanfiction that is considered to be novel-esque, and cosplays using professional materials and careful makeup to look as similar to the character as possible.
"When this fandom cooks it makes masterpieces" "Yeah it's a Michelin star fandom"
Michelin star fandom by Chai Spice January 20, 2025

Michelada Special 

A sexual act in which one inserts himself in an obese Latina woman (torta) who is menstruating. Upon pulling out the bloody member, he sprinkles tahin on the tip and proceeds to urinate on the aforementioned torta. He finishes the act by slapping the bloody member on her forehead and proclaiming “Michelada whey”

The bloody, tahin sprinkled stamp resembles a mushroom on her face.
Person 1: Man, that torta over there is looking fine. I wish she wasn’t on her period.

Person 2: Don’t worry about that man, just give her the Michelada Special

Person 3: My name Jeff

Michaelitus

Michaelitus is a rare disorder causing extreme avoidance of work and a bad back that would put a camel to shame .

The only known definitive cure is the Sausage Stabilization Regimen: Eat exactly half a sausage each day for three consecutive days.
I’ve a dose of MICHAELITUS
Michaelitus by Jaskey March 30, 2026

Michaelitus

Michaelitus is a rare disorder causing extreme avoidance of work and a bad back that would put a camel to shame .

The only known definitive cure is the Sausage Stabilization Regimen: Eat exactly half a sausage each day for three consecutive days.
I’ve a dose of MICHAELITUS
Michaelitus by Jaskey March 30, 2026