mexican tea kettle 

To urinate into a persons tea kettle and allow that to steam off into the persons house.

The Coinbird remembered to ingest alot of vitamin C before applying the mexican tea kettle to his wife. The urine vapours which filled the wifes house was very potent, she was replused.

mexican tea kettle by adammiskeiwicz February 10, 2009

Mexican toaster 

When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure

My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it

Mexican toaster by Fireguy47 June 10, 2017

Mexican Titty 

Noun. A shot of alcohol used in desperate measures. It is made by using a split shot glass, filling half with tequilla and half with skim milk.

Phil: Dude, what do ya wanna drink?
Sean: I been cravin' a Mexican Titty all day!!

Mexican Titty by J W H 4 June 23, 2005

Mexican Turtle Neck 

When one partner is giving another partner oral pleasure. The receiving partner intentionally or unintentionally farts and when they fart they blow watery shit all over the neck and chest of there partner. Most often found in exotic locations were visitors stomachs are not acclimated to the local fare.

John and Susie were in mexico for vacation. Johns stomach wasn't feeling well from the water and or spicy food but Susie was feeling frisky from the margaritas and she went down on John dispite his condition as susie was down town giving John the business. John thought he could relieve some preasure out the back door. To John and Susies suprise when Jhon relieved the preasure out the back door he spayed liquid shit all over her neck and chest. Thus giving Susie a Mexican Turtle Neck

Mexican Turtle Neck by Bangkok Benny May 21, 2009

Mexican Thousand Island 

Tabasco and sour cream, or any hot sauce with sour cream used for dipping. Tabasco and sour cream make a coral colour similiar to thousand island.

personally, wing sauce and sour cream is the best

Add about 1 tablespoon tabasco to 3 spoonfulls of sour cream, or 2 tablespoons of wing sauce to the same amount of sour cream

Result: Mexican Thousand Island.

Mexican Thousand Island by Caeloth July 23, 2008

Mexican Train 

Multiple males lining up to have sex with a pregnant female.

Man, me and my buddies were running Mexican Train on this pregnant gril and her water broke all over the place.

Mexican Train by bobososo January 27, 2008

Mexican taxi 

a paddywagon. it picks up and carries large amounts Mexicans to where they usually end up going...which is jail

Da'rryl: What kind of taxi picks up Mexican?

Mike: I dont know

Da'rryl: The mexican taxi aka the paddywagon

Mexican taxi by DR. DISTRUCTO May 3, 2011