Metric ass ton

A lot. A shit-load of something.

I just bought a metric ass ton of crack from those cholos.

by notactuallyme May 2, 2009

metric fuckload

A very large quantity

California has a metric fuckload of faggots.

by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003

Metric Asston

Any large amount. Often used to exaggerate amounts to convey a large amount of things.

I bought a metric asston of cheezits at the local bulk food warehouse.

by banana-phone March 9, 2010

Metric Fuckton

A metric fuckton is a unit of measurement so extravagantly big it needed its own name. Origins start as the metric fuckton being 420grams(cubed) or 74088000 grams. Nowadays the term is used to just describe a large amount of something.

Guy 1: How much grass you got?
Guy 2: A metric fuckton; I’ll hook you up.

Teacher: What is a metric fuckton?
Student: 420cubed=74088000 Grams.
Teacher: Very good Jamal.

by xxxGuanGang300xxx October 18, 2017

Bio Metrics

Looking and judging a womans body, Consentrating on her ass shape, breast size, legs, arms, face and hair.

Damn look at that female she has nice Bio Metrics.

by Bone Hard June 22, 2012

metric

An amazing Canadian band. The lead singer is Emily Haines who also does come vocals for Stars and Broken Social Scene.

They can be found at www.ilovemetric.com

"Last night I saw Metric, and I danced my ass off!"

by Chelsea January 26, 2005

metric fuckton

The exact amount of something it takes to choke a sperm whale. This is of course a poor measurement, as a sperm whale is enough to choke a sperm whale.

And then he gave me a metric fuckton of paperwork man!

by maccers247 November 18, 2010