massive schlong

The act of having an abnormally large schlong

"Hey did you hear that Jake has a massive schlong?"
"Yeah Mandi says it's huge!!!"

by Sir_DigBick69 December 18, 2017

massive

The people, the crew, lovers of jungle/ drum & bass

Big shout out to the massive

by piffy June 12, 2003

massive builder

Someone who is a tank or a unit. These are guys that are such units, that u wouldnt want to piss them off. hope ur in their good books when they are angry.

first guy "Dude look at that massive builder"
2nd guy "yeah dude he's a tank"

by Shmick July 5, 2006

massive ovaries

the female equivalent to balls of steel and other such phrases.

Billy: "Dude did you hear someone tried to rob Jen?"
Fred: "No shit, really?"
Billy: "Yeah, he had a knife, but she kicked the shit out of him and chased him!"
Fred: "Damn dude that takes some massive ovaries"

by bringerofpain October 27, 2009

Massive Ego

When you think you’re the best

That guy has a massive ego, he thinks he’s the best at everything

by Syn3rgyy June 9, 2020

Massive Patricks

A colloquialism of Doncaster for having a massive pair of man boobs.

"Matt, have you seen the size of my massive Patricks recently? I think it is hormonal and absolutely nothing to do with the amount of burgers I shove down my cake hole"

by PatrickMcBigDong August 19, 2021

Messidependencia

A football club's dependancy of Messi to win.

Barcelona in known to have messidependencia.

by random316492781233 November 15, 2022